“Fried Fridays: Blown out of proportion...?”

Methinks, rather, this story was blown INTO proportion…

10 days after committing a burglary, 26 year-old Jose A. Sandoval was arrested at the Truckers Inn in the town of Burke, Wisconsin. When confronted by the police, he denied breaking and entering into the store in question, and for a little while he kept a stiff upper lip declaring his innocence. Alas, he confessed upon further pressure from investigators, broke down in tears, and immediately took them to the booty hidden nearby.

You see, he had pulled up to the store he was robbing in what the police called a "distinctive" GM car...you know, a particular missing hubcap, taped up passenger window, that sort of thing. All caught on tape. As a result, a policeman spotted and recognized the recorded car behind the motel, which was not far at all from the store he broke into.

Oh, the store he robbed was “Naughty Novelties”. And, no, he didn’t take even one penny from the establishment, either. Instead, he grabbed up thong underwear, lotions, and some inflatable sex dolls and made his getaway. He was obviously a man of refined tastes as the Wisconsin State Journal article went into detail about one inflatable doll in particular: the Linn Thomas doll that retails for $269.99. The 5’3” replica of the real porn star even blurts out recorded ‘encouragements’ to its user.

I wonder if she says,
“You can’t fix stupid, Baby!”

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TGIF! Enjoy your weekend - new flute stuff in upcoming entries...and heaven knows what else!