No, this "Fried Fridays" post isn't about the New Hampshire pedophile who in self-defense claimed he was molested by the legendary Bigfoot at one time...that man is himself the real monster...
Rather, this gentleman was forced by fear for his very life into the snowy streets in only his boxer shorts and slippers, calling authorities from a phone booth where he felt temporarily safe.
DATELINE: BERLIN, GERMANY
You would like to think that while you're in your own home, your castle, you could peacefully sit down and watch TV. Sounds reasonable. Hey, don't most of us put on 'slouch' clothes to relax when we're in our 'down' time, as well?
And so the unnamed 23 year-old was innocently watching a movie when the monster appeared. Police paraphrased the young man's admission that there is nothing in the world he's more afraid of than....
.....than.....
.....than.......
...a mouse.
As he lounged on his sofa and immersed in the cinematic footage, this young man suddenly came face to face with the most fearsome of 4-leggeds, the blood-sucking, life-draining Field Mouse. He was lucky to get out alive in just his boxer shorts and slippers, never mind the frozen streets and icebox temperatures.
Thankfully that phone booth wasn't too far away...and the police rather quickly came to take stock of the situation. Seems the little gray intruder had long since made its getaway, and the authorities deemed "the coast was clear."
To be on the safe side for the ensuing nighttime hours, the young man chose to stay with relatives for the night.
Another life saved.
Another waste of policemen's time.
And another stupid story on the wires from which to choose.
Rather, this gentleman was forced by fear for his very life into the snowy streets in only his boxer shorts and slippers, calling authorities from a phone booth where he felt temporarily safe.
DATELINE: BERLIN, GERMANY
You would like to think that while you're in your own home, your castle, you could peacefully sit down and watch TV. Sounds reasonable. Hey, don't most of us put on 'slouch' clothes to relax when we're in our 'down' time, as well?
And so the unnamed 23 year-old was innocently watching a movie when the monster appeared. Police paraphrased the young man's admission that there is nothing in the world he's more afraid of than....
.....than.....
.....than.......
...a mouse.
As he lounged on his sofa and immersed in the cinematic footage, this young man suddenly came face to face with the most fearsome of 4-leggeds, the blood-sucking, life-draining Field Mouse. He was lucky to get out alive in just his boxer shorts and slippers, never mind the frozen streets and icebox temperatures.
Thankfully that phone booth wasn't too far away...and the police rather quickly came to take stock of the situation. Seems the little gray intruder had long since made its getaway, and the authorities deemed "the coast was clear."
To be on the safe side for the ensuing nighttime hours, the young man chose to stay with relatives for the night.
Another life saved.
Another waste of policemen's time.
And another stupid story on the wires from which to choose.
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