I saw this in my recent Consumer Reports magazine and thought you'd like to see something both interesting and...uh...well...just not on Santa's List, exactly. A bicycle built for two is one thing, but a toilet is quite another...
May I present to you, the TwoDaLoo (WiseRep.com):
Not that I don't appreciate ingenious designs, mind you...it's just that for the distinct majority of us the 'loo' is a rather private environment by choice, for myriad reasons, mostly delicate ones.
Aw, what the heck, expand your horizons! Gain new levels of intimacy! Get to know your spouse on a whole new level! It's written right there on the website's product description:
"TwoDaLoo -
A Supertoilet That Saves
Rocky Marriages and The Planet"
All this can be yours for a mere $1,400...why wait? While your fidgeting and not sure which side of the fence to get off on, may I entice you with an 'upgraded' version that has a 7" LCD television and docking station for an iPod.
Oh, one little note if you DID want to order one: you can't. Minimum order is 12. You'll have to round up interested friends and family to meet the minimum.
Good luck.
May I present to you, the TwoDaLoo (WiseRep.com):
Not that I don't appreciate ingenious designs, mind you...it's just that for the distinct majority of us the 'loo' is a rather private environment by choice, for myriad reasons, mostly delicate ones.Aw, what the heck, expand your horizons! Gain new levels of intimacy! Get to know your spouse on a whole new level! It's written right there on the website's product description:
"TwoDaLoo -
A Supertoilet That Saves
Rocky Marriages and The Planet"
All this can be yours for a mere $1,400...why wait? While your fidgeting and not sure which side of the fence to get off on, may I entice you with an 'upgraded' version that has a 7" LCD television and docking station for an iPod.Oh, one little note if you DID want to order one: you can't. Minimum order is 12. You'll have to round up interested friends and family to meet the minimum.
Good luck.
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