Some much needed humor...

Thanks to my sister for sending this forwarded email which she correctly attributed to be right down my alley. Alas, I realize my blogs have significantly slowed as has my physical energy, but soon my house kinda-sorta 'flip' will be done and I'll return to 'normal', which can be argued is a foreign concept in and of itself...enjoy!

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The Great Bail-Out:
Doctors' Opinions

Allergists:
voted to scratch it

Dermatologists:
advised not to make any rash moves

Gastroentrologists:
had sort of a gut feeling about it, but…

Neurologists:
thought the Administration had a lot of nerve

Obstetricians:
felt they were all laboring under a misconception

Ophthalmologists:
considered the idea shortsighted

Pathologists:
yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

Pediatricians:
told everyone, 'Oh, Grow up!'

Psychiatrists:
thought the whole idea was madness

Radiologists:
could see right through the rhetoric

Surgeons:
wanted to wash their hands of the whole thing

Internists:
thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

Plastic Surgeons:
‘This bail-out puts a whole new face on the matter…’

Podiatrists:
thought it was a step forward

Urologists:
felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water

Anesthesiologists:
thought the whole idea was a gas

Cardiologists:
didn’t have the heart to say no

Proctologists:
Left the decision up to some, well, you know the orifice, of which there are plenty of in Washington…