So much for "isolated" storms yesterday...!
The upper level trough sure did it's thing in yesterday's heat, eh? Just thought you'd like to see a radar grab and the myriad thunderstorm warning (red) boxes that were hoisted...as I madly scrambled to secure my outdoor woodworking tools in winds wanting to turn my tarps into sails! Wheeeedoggies!
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The upper level trough sure did it's thing in yesterday's heat, eh? Just thought you'd like to see a radar grab and the myriad thunderstorm warning (red) boxes that were hoisted...as I madly scrambled to secure my outdoor woodworking tools in winds wanting to turn my tarps into sails! Wheeeedoggies!______________________________
While I really do have a disdain for forwarded emails, occasionally I will have something forwarded that makes me chuckle, and on even rarer occasions I will pass it on. I will say the 'sender-string' gender on this one was female...and they all gave their approval from having been there and done that!
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Question: How many hormonal women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the %$#& light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKIN' LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry...what was the question?
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May all y'all have an illuminating day!
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Question: How many hormonal women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the %$#& light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKIN' LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!
I'm sorry...what was the question?
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May all y'all have an illuminating day!
2 comments:
I was so very glad to see the rain, but wished it would have left the air cooler. I know the temperature read lower, but it sure didn't feel any cooler. I do hope we get more rain today.
Light bulb story was pretty funny. I don't care who changes the toilet paper, I just get very upset if it isn't put on where you can pull some off from the front. Lori
You and me both, Lori...I'm not a heat person and welcome cooler temps! At least you got some rain...I can't lay claim to that feat! And isn't it funny how that toilet paper thing can drive most of us bonkers??!! I'm sure we could add many items to THAT list!!! :-)
bob
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