Friday, December 19, 2008

"Fried Fridays: The things we do for love..."

Well, I don't know if it was for love, or for lust, or for simply showing the world what an idiot he was...or still is, for all I know.

Doesn't really matter, now, since the police solved the problems that arose last May and jailed this rather unthinking young'un...

DATELINE: HOMESTEAD, PENNSYLVANIA

Christopher W. must have felt rather invincible, as many a 19 year-old does. While clearly not the sharpest knife in Dusquene's community drawer, he certainly was one of the more persistent ones.

I'd imagine he had the hots for his high school-aged girlfriend (unnamed in the article)...kinda goes with the territory, age, and hormone production levels, and he feeling extra special because he was "older" and maybe just that much "cooler" to her peers. Dunno, just guessing.

High school is just one of those things a student should complete. Yeah, it's got its ups and downs and good days and bad days and fun days and horrible no-good test days...but the idea is to simply 'do it'.

But ol' Chris must have been one impatient cuss...I mean, just wait a few hours and she'll be out of school on any given weekday, right? Ah, if it were only that simple.

No, Christopher just had to see that firefly of his....he couldn't wait...the world was gonna end if he didn't get to, uh, see her ASAP.


So he phoned in a bomb threat so she'd get out of class early.

No, really.

Technically, I should say 'threats', plural.


Not only did he phone in a bomb threat, the police tracked him down as the culprit responsible for 13...count 'em...13 bomb threats and evacuations between May 15 and 22 of last spring. Caused a lot of trouble at Steel Valley High School in Homestead, he did.

No explosives or any dangerous materials were ever found....just a data trail that led to this hottie Romeo with no brain.

Wiley did plead guilty this past week on various charges, including risking a catastrophe. However, he continues to strongly deny the overall allegations saying he made less than 10 prank calls and no more.

Uh, okay...

Congratulations, dude! You're a real prize for future in-laws, lemme tell ya...



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