Friday, February 26, 2010

"Fried Fridays: How to raise a child"

If you've never been to a Chuck E. Cheese establishment, then you're really missing out on...uh,, food and lots of loud kids having fun with oodles of games.  It's quite the experience, kinda like organized chaos...with truckloads of quarters flying in and out of machines.

The establishment prides itself as being a place where kids can be kids.

And lowlifes can be lowlifes...


Tanesha Turner is only 24 and already has 3 kids out of the oven.  Cornelius Brown, 27, joined her and her entourage for a little Chuck E. Cheese fun and frivolity on Valentine's Day.  Nothing says 'I love you' quite like such a romantic dinner setting, eh?

After they did their thing as a little kinda sorta family unit, they left in Brown's 1980-something Chevy Citation.  Along with Amanda Harrington's snatched purse.

Oh, I forgot to tell you Tanesha had planned the theft of the unattended purse.  All that noise, all that commotion...surely it would be a piece of piz...uh, cake to grab that purse and make a clean get away.

Well, she didn't actually take it was just her idea to visit the ol' "Five Finger Stop And Shop".  Rather, my "Fried Fridays" winner thought it would be better to have her 5 year-old daughter do the snatching, telling her "Do it for mommy".

Congratulations, Mommy.  Here's your sign...and your orange jumpsuit.

1 comment:

DAVID said...

O dear Lord. There is so much I would love to say that would be so politically UNcorrect that I reckon I should - or better - pass on saying much at all. Suffice to say, "What's the world coming to?" I wish I could say I'm surprised, but I'm not. I feel sad for the kids. Maybe someone will come into their lives that will make a positive difference and show them a better way than what "Mommy" is doing. Don't these kinds of stories just make you shake your head in disbelief???... Sad.