I will humbly 'borrow' these funnies from a good friend that forwarded them to me recently...as I always say, there's plenty of schlock out there that commands seriousness and creates bad mojo...so the light of humor is always in order! Too, as of yesterday afternoon, I have become slammed with other things getting my ducks in a row for this Friday and knee surgery #2 this year. Forgive me for not being 'original', but these were too cute not to pass on....enjoy!
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Idle Thoughts of a Meandering Mind
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm just not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
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Idle Thoughts of a Meandering Mind
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm just not sure.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
1 comment:
Those are all great, Bob! Can DEFINITELY use the chuckles here at work today --- thanks for sharing! :)
I especially love the one about "indecisive" --- definitely fits the senior management "paralysis by over-analysis" here!
And "experience" being all one has left ..... SO true!
Suzy :)
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