Question: How many feet are in a yard?
Answer: Depends on how many people are standing in it.
...and you only thought you knew the answer...let's try another one, shall we?
Question: There is a boat in the middle of a lake. In the boat are 11 cats. One cat jumps out into the water. How many cats are there still in the boat?
Answer: None. They're all copycats.
If you're 0 for 2, don't feel bad at all...you have a good chance of being normal. If you have answered both questions correctly, you're as twisted as I am. Alright, one more for the Gipper...
Question: If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?
Answer: I have no idea.
But what I do know is this:
"If 20,000 people believe
in a stupid idea, it's still a
stupid idea."
Make sure you don't take yourself and Life too seriously, friends. Be true to yourself, and walk with a kind heart.
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