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A bicycle can't stand alone; it's two tired.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts;
in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted:
'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison:
a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Morticians will be the last ones to let you down.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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